Rooting for the Undercats

“Today, tomorrow who cares,
It’s not like there’s something fun to do”

Quote from my 6th grade diary. I’ve been doing this a while.

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

malformalady:

Black iceberg — most icebergs are white except along freshly calved ice cliffs, which tend to appear blue. Others may appear green, brown or black, or combinations of these colours. These icebergs have usually rolled over, exposing basal ice, or have emerged from below water level. The various colorations are caused by differences in density, air-bubble content and impurities. Via Twisted Sifter

I’m getting a fucking divorce.

— my dad when my mom threw a draw 4 in uno (via guccier)

(Source: durncriss)

“i need to get something off my chest”

yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that

(Source: trillow)

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

my stomach started growling and then bit me

esobvio:

jack teagle