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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Nice butt.</description><title>Rooting for the Undercats</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @alienhormones)</generator><link>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>&amp;#8220;Today, tomorrow who cares,
It&amp;#8217;s not like there&amp;#8217;s something fun to...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Today, tomorrow who cares,&lt;br/&gt;
It&amp;#8217;s not like there&amp;#8217;s something fun to do&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Quote from my 6th grade diary. I&amp;#8217;ve been doing this a while.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50403176003</link><guid>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50403176003</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 22:31:29 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50270612851</link><guid>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50270612851</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 10:20:25 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>malformalady:

Black iceberg — most icebergs are white except...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/79c2aa4c0d26061692fd0ee054c9c9da/tumblr_mkv72fmUjG1r8vrhxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://malformalady.tumblr.com/post/47331940413/black-iceberg-most-icebergs-are-white-except" target="_blank"&gt;malformalady&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Black iceberg — most icebergs are white except along freshly calved ice cliffs, which tend to appear blue. Others may appear green, brown or black, or combinations of these colours. These icebergs have usually rolled over, exposing basal ice, or have emerged from below water level. The various colorations are caused by differences in density, air-bubble content and impurities. Via &lt;a href="http://twistedsifter.com/2013/04/the-black-iceberg/" target="_blank"&gt;Twisted Sifter&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50103297084</link><guid>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50103297084</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 11:54:34 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6vxlqoTnZ1rtoo07o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50102234650</link><guid>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50102234650</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 11:35:28 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0da837a2d8dbed4cbefd5ed8dcb2a01f/tumblr_mjcpphNMQA1rpe0jco1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50101214704</link><guid>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50101214704</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 11:16:26 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"I’m getting a fucking divorce."</title><description>“I’m getting a fucking divorce.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;my dad when my mom threw a draw 4 in uno (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://guccier.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;guccier&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50100209905</link><guid>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50100209905</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 10:57:19 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>thatfunnyblog:

“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatfunnystuff.com/post/47967876614/i-need-to-get-something-off-my-chest-yeah-its" target="_blank"&gt;thatfunnyblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;“i need to get something off my chest”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50099226512</link><guid>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50099226512</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 10:38:24 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”
“sure thing son whatchu...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trillow.tumblr.com/post/42581960947/police-officer-sir-are-you-in-possession-of-any" target="_blank"&gt;trillow&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“sure thing son whatchu need”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50098249899</link><guid>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50098249899</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 10:19:24 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7m6ryGgnd1qj73e2o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50072503425</link><guid>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50072503425</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 22:41:22 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>rneerkat:

my stomach started growling and then bit me 
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rneerkat.tumblr.com/post/38939989554/my-stomach-started-growling-and-then-bit-me" target="_blank"&gt;rneerkat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;my stomach started growling and then bit me &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50071677563</link><guid>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50071677563</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 22:22:24 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/848e2c3f7cdfc05319aee505f3edccb4/tumblr_mjfmq8cBIe1rgmvx3o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d1e23dee2c35ff4d64759c874b0f525b/tumblr_mjfmq8cBIe1rgmvx3o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5c9b86757ccec7ed3854b7330e4a5075/tumblr_mjfmq8cBIe1rgmvx3o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b79e287b049c8bf1496b937d23f62b6/tumblr_mjfmq8cBIe1rgmvx3o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50070808691</link><guid>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50070808691</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 22:03:24 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8uuy1EvPN1r501t0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50069858962</link><guid>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50069858962</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 21:44:23 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/da558c42dc15dd8d8f18662dce26110e/tumblr_mh32yxEa241rw3tv8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50068816755</link><guid>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50068816755</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 21:25:22 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4b9010d3eb1853529cc20cce9b8b928c/tumblr_ml3ly3DbM81r8xytno1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50067719344</link><guid>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50067719344</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 21:06:13 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>esobvio:

jack teagle
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcp2djSlp1qaplc4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://esobvio.tumblr.com/post/46611271089" target="_blank"&gt;esobvio&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;jack teagle&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50066565885</link><guid>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50066565885</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 20:47:22 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f8f3884cb25cf441339da9fe66ea93ff/tumblr_mkws4bTOXB1r3mx44o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50065309333</link><guid>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50065309333</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 20:28:18 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Every second he breathed, the smell of the grass, the cool air on his face, was so precious: To..."</title><description>“Every second he breathed, the smell of the grass, the cool air on his face, was so precious: To think that people had years and years, time to waste, so much time it dragged, and he was clinging to each second.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://seabois.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;seabois&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50063987138</link><guid>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50063987138</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 20:09:26 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"There’s nothing wrong with not understanding yourself."</title><description>“There’s nothing wrong with not understanding yourself.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Jonathan Safran Foer, &lt;em&gt;Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close&lt;/em&gt;  (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oceaniceyes.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;oceaniceyes&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50062527136</link><guid>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50062527136</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 19:50:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>tangletots:

self esteem worse than the economy
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tangletots.tumblr.com/post/47401214077/self-esteem-worse-than-the-economy" target="_blank"&gt;tangletots&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;self esteem worse than the economy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50061023414</link><guid>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50061023414</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 19:31:15 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0b0f05ff2885a24b2407aba6894a282c/tumblr_mkidh6atEZ1rnkac1o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50059453145</link><guid>http://alienhormones.tumblr.com/post/50059453145</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 19:12:05 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
